The Infirmary

      You run up the stairs from Great Hall, and you run into a room where Brother Hollyberry is sitting. "Hello, dibbun! Would you like to help me make some cures for the infirmary? I'll give you 5 candied chestnuts for each cure you make!" Send your cures to Brother Hollyberry here.

Grated apple for sick dibbuns:   1 cooking apple , 2 tsp sugar ,lemon   aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Method: Peel and grate the apple and squeeze a couple of drops of lemon to stop it going brown. Mix in the sugar.  Serve . 

By Chugger

Cure for the Hiccups, sneezes of sadness : 1 Bowl of candied chestnuts, 1Batter of Redwall fruit cake and one bowl of the worst nettle broth ever. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  Method: Mix in the candied chestnuts with the Redwall fruit cake mix and cook. Give the cake to the sneezer and tell him to either A.Eat the whole thing  by him/or herself or B.Share it with his friends. Then tell them that (s)he can throw the nettle broth out the window(you know how we hate nettle broth) and tell them that it is banned from the abbey forever. It always works. 

By Baby Log-a-Log

Cure for a tummy ache  :1 peach, 1tsp. of sugar, some whipped cream aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa    Put the whip cream into a bowl and squeeze the juice out of the peach into the whipped cream. Then, mix the sugar into the crem as well and mix it all together. This mix will settle your stomach, and it tastes good.

By Matti

Cure for the hiccups:    Pour a cup of water.  Then, take a spoonful of sugar (or honey.  Or both.  Tee hee!)  and place it on your tongue.  Then, wash the sugar and/or honey down with the water.  After you're done, hold your breath for 10 seconds.  You should now be rid of those nasty hiccups!

By Clara Sparra

Cure for Imnosomnia (when you can't sleep)
Ingredients:
bowl, some sugary cereal, spoon
If you have a relative you like to talk to, then
get cereal for them as well. Have a bowl or two of cereal, slurping up the
milk.Then go to bed and listen to soft music. Voila!!!<

By Song the Ottermaid

Cure for hiccups:
Stand with your legs spread apart.Then,
bend forward with your whole body, so you're bending at your waist.Do
this repeatedly, counting to 30 in Dibbuns: 1 dibbun, 2 dibbuns, 3 dibbuns,

By Song the Ottermaid

Cure for Sore Throat
Ingredients:
3 teaspoons lemon juice
1 mug of hot water*
1 cup honey

Instructions:
Pour lemon juice in water, add honey mix well.(If it
isn't sweet enough, add more honey.) Drink all of the
mixture, and then eat 1 teaspoon honey from the spoon,
save the rest of the honey (if there is any left!) for
snacks!
*Make sure water isn't too hot!

By Briella Roseflower

Cure for loneliness

Make a batch of delicious pancakes. then smother with butter and syrup.
Then place it in the doorway. put a fan behind it on HIGH.
By now you should have many beasts rushing to your door.

By Jumin

 A cure for a headache.  
 Ingredients
Willow bark
Raspberry leaves
Honey  
Directions      
Boil the Raspberry leaves and Willow bark together. Pour water into a cup and add honey if you wish to sweeten it.      
By Mercuryflower
 
This is a cure for bad cut.
 
Ingredients
Fresh Spring Onion, grated peppermint leaves and some squashed grapes.
Method
Take it and put it all into a mashing bowl. Mash it into a pulp and put it into a cloth and dab it on the cut a few times. Then put a bandage on. Look at it in about a weeks time and it shall be
healed.

By Sunflash

 

Hiccups
 
Suck on a spoonful of sugar, peanut butter, or just
the spoon!

By Raerem.

Cure for Runny Noses

A whole buncha 'unny
Fifteen fwousand stwab'ries
Cake batta'
Meadowcweam
More 'unny
And NO of Viola's seaweed an' clockeyshell poshun.

Mixa 'unny an' stwab'ries an cake batta' and bake until
goldeny-covereded. Den mixa 'unny anna meadowcweam an' spead lots o'
lots very fwick onna top an' put more stwab'ries onna top of 'at an'
give to 'ee sick dibbun an' make 'im all very lots an' tons better.

Anonomous

 
Mint paste (good for upset stomach).
Few peppermint Altoids (the more you put in the stronger it is)
A little water  
 
Grind peppermints to a powder. Add water little by little untill you get a thin paste. Mix well. When taken do not swallow it at once, keep it in your mouth for a while.

By Skipper Jr.

To cure seasickness for moles
Apple of sweet, pint of vinegar, add a cup of sugar, and ice cold water, mixed with water cress.
Method Mix all ingredients together dip apple and sprinkle sugar on top

By Esca Noven

 

Cure for Upset Dibbuns
3 pieces of fruit
1/2 cup of honey
Pinch of sugar (or more, he he)
Instructions
Cover fruit in honey, add sugar, and give to upset dibbun. Proven to make unhappy dibbuns happy.

By Daisy

 

Cure for sunburn:

One 5 to 6 inch aloe plant leaf **NOTE**: An aloe plant has lots of thick green stalks that come to a point at one end, and when cut open a fluid like water is inside (along with green mush)

Instructions: Take the leaf and rub it on the burn (for large burns you might have to gently squeeze the leaf for more fluid.)  

By Skipper Jr.

 

Cure for a sore mouth  

Take some seawater and boil it.  Then when it has cooled to a temperature that can be tolerated, use it as a mothwash and try to keep it over the sore area for as long as possible.  Then spit it out.  Probably best to do this into a bowl or you will get sore ears!

By Tangle

 

War Wounds: 1 bottle of salve, bandages, an onion and leek pasty, with thick turnip slices and rich gravey(mmm!)
Put the salve on wounds and wrap up with the bandages. Then serve this warrior the pasty, to get his, her stomach working again(wot wot!!)

By Dwopple

 

 

Cure for the flu:       A cup of hot water, peeled oranges, grounded flower petals, honey, and sugar.

By Cordum Stag Hare

 

For Brother Hollyberry, A cure for Aquaphobia (fear of water).  Sneak inna cellars an' borra 'tober Ale, Strawb'rry corjul, an' Strawb'ry Fizz.  Pour in lotsa dirnks, an' juump inna water while drinking it. Method 2: pour lottsa salt inna water and jump in. Don't dirnk anny water and you'm a-floating!

By Matthias the 2nd

 

Cure for hiccups:-
you wil need:

a glass of water
you

hold yor nose and drink water very slowly without taking a breath
if this doesent work do somthing else, remember this is only a sugestion!
try asking someone to tell you you will have to drink nothing but warm nettle broth for the rest of your life.You shuold get such a fright the hiccups will go away.

By Silvertalon

 

Medicinal Slop:

Three cups of erbinle herb 
Two cups of oatmeal 
one teaspoon of cinnamon 
one cup of milk 
1/2 a cup of water

First, put a pot on the stove. Put in the milk, oatmeal, water, and cinnamon the pot and stir it until it starts ta boil. Let the concoction boil for five minutes. Then, take da pot off da stove and add da nasty erbinel herb and stir. Finally serve.

Caution: DO NOT EAT! DA ERBINEL HERB MAKES YOU GO TA SLEEP AND IT TASTE NASTY!!!!

By Sarie

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